So. Ross is
in possession of a new bike, but how was this accomplished?
He test
drove this one, that one, scratched his arse, counted his pennies, went round
the internet several times, fannied about. The foreplay was protracted. At the
showroom, Ross was nearing the climax (of the deal) with Morna urging him to shake
on it, but alas he found his wallet was empty. In comes Morna, ever ready, with
the required credit card. A giant Triumph Explorer was purchased. It is much
more sympathetic to the pillion (in places where pillions need sympathy), than
the BMW.
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